By H. L. Dowless
Once
there was a cat, a possum, and a rooster.
One afternoon this black and white barnyard cat said, “Well Hoss, I sure
wish I had a fish.”
The
possum said with a toothy grin, “Yes, well that would be nice, but this fresh
plum will suffice, for now least wise.”
The rooster said, “Well, cock-a-doodle-dew all
day!”
Come
morning time, the three went for a walk by a field side. The field had recently
been plowed. The dirt was cool and slightly damp, feeling really good to walk
through with bare feet early in the morning. The cat turned to the possum and
said; “My oh my, a cup of thick, rich, jet black coffee would be just great,
right about now.”
The possum
replied, “Yeah for sure, but much better with a square of freshly made
cornbread, and maybe a bit of cheese and a fried egg.”
Both of them then turned to glare at the
rooster wearing slobbering sly grins, who said, “Cock-a-doodle-dew, now it‘s morning
time!”
So
the three continued to walk in the freshly plowed field early in the morning.
The cat eased up on a quail, who carelessly walked out to scratch around for
grubs in the freshly turned soil of the field. On the very moment the cat leaped
into the tangled thorny cover beside the field, the quail flew. On the instant
his feet touched the earth, an entire covey of quail thundered up from all
around the three, slightly startling them for an instant. The cat eased out of
the brier patch empty handed, still grinning by force, and slobbering mightily.
“Shame
on you, Cat, for missing that huge bunch of birds. We both were counting on
you,” said the possum in chastising sarcasm.
“Yeah,
and shame on you, ole Possum, for not helping out a bit there with the catch,”
replied the cat carrying an edge on his voice.
“Well
then, I'll take the blame for your miss. I figured I would eat whether I helped
out, or simply allowed you to make the catch,” replied the possum. “Your scraps
are fine by me.”
Both
then turned to the rooster with the same slobbering grin, who yelled,
“Cock-a-doodle-dew all day!”
Soon
they walked up to a yaupon bush laying by the field side, snapped off by the
wind two or three days earlier. The bush had lain there until the spring leaves
dried.
“Well
at least we shall soon have coffee,” grinned the possum.
“Yeah,
if you'll just kindly find the turtle shells and rub the sticks, please,”
snarled the cat.
“The
rooster cried, “Cock-a-doodle-dew all day!”
The possum turned and said as he slowly walked
away, “We'll do, ole Tom Cat, just don't walk away anywhere.”
“Well,
all we have right now is time,” replied the cat.
The rooster cried, “Cock-a-doodle-dew!”
In an
hour the possum returned, carrying two clean, rather large turtle shells, two
forks, and a set of flints, complete with a steel striker.
“Where
just tell me, ole Possum thar, where on earth did you manage to find that? I
did not know I could count on you so,” grinned the cat to the possum, with
newly found cheer in his voice and on his face.
“Well,
ole Cat thar, I saw a column of smoke rising up in the distance above the trees
the other day. I was searching for an excuse to have a look-see. All I found
besides smoldering ashes, were these two forks, the flints, and the steel. The
two large turtle shells were from a meal I had taken a couple of days ago. I
figured they would make nice coffee cups and even better bowls, just as soon as
we can find our meal for the day. What do you think about it there, ole Tom
Cat,” asked the possum still wearing a slobbering grin.
“It
all sounds splendid to me,” replied the cat as the possum gathered fresh
kindling splinters and dried broom straw, patiently squatting as he struck the
steel and the flint. Soon he was feeding larger dried wood sections into the
small fire, making it grow.
After
a while he was feeding much larger branches into the flames that had fallen to
the forest floor and dried over the course of time. The flames burned the
branches in two, and then the cat could slide the sections into the growing
flames.
The
possum stepped off to the side, then returned holding the two turtle shells
filled with tea colored creek water. He placed the shells down by the glowing
coals. In no time the water was boiling. The cat pulled the shells from beside
the coals, and then crumbled up the crispy browning yaupon leaves, dropping
them into the boiling water, pausing to allow them to steep.
Tom
Cat turned to the Possum, smiling with a slobbering grin, saying; “Well here it
is, ole Possum thar, the very best coffee this side of the Big Muddy. I call it
God's coffee, since it grows all around us. When times are tight, there sweet
cassina sits, just like a gift from the good Lord himself.”
“Yeah?
It sure got the boys through during the time of the big fight. The Fed
overlooked all of our collard greens, beets, carrots, and black eyed peas,
assuming they were animal feed or just weeds, since they were grown at random
and stored in feed barns all around for the hogs and chickens,” grinned the
possum to the old tom cat, as he glanced backward toward the rooster.
“You're so right,” grinned Tom Cat back to the
Possum. “Then there was the Yankee starving time of the Great Depression. We
made it through just fine, however. We had a spell of outstanding wealth from
the end of the Second World War, until might near eighty two. Then the Fed
started closing down all of the work places, and laying ever-body off by eighty
three. No work means no food, and now everybody must go back to eating black
eyed peas again.”
“And
good ole Aunt Sadie Bizzel’s fried chicken,” grinned the Possum to the Tom Cat,
with a slobbering grin.
“And good ole fried chicken,” replied the Tom
Cat to the Possum, with the same slobbering grin. “Aye sir, we could never
leave that one out of our beautiful little picture here.”
“So
do tell us,” snarled the cat with a slobbering grin toward the rooster, “what
da you think about all of this talk here?”
The
rooster replied, “Cock a doodle-dew! Cock-a-doodle-dew! Cock-a-doodle-dew to
you! Cock-a-doodle-dew! The good Lord will provide! Cock-a-doodle-dew all day!”
High
overhead the darkening clouds began to gather as the wind suddenly picked up,
increasing the pleasant feeling inside the three. The possum and the Tom cat
huddled around the fire, stirring the coals with cane sticks and talking
quietly among themselves.
Thunder
from the darkening sky above suddenly cut through the pleasant rustle of the
leaves in the spring breeze of the day. A bolt of lightning flashed, instantly
striking a large live oak limb high above the possum and the Tom cat; causing
it to suddenly crash to the ground, striking the cat and the possum both in the
head, knocking them both directly into the flames, as it settled upon the earth
beside the fire and the two now roasting bodies.
The
rooster flapped his wings excitedly for seven minutes or so, as if exercising
himself. He casually walked over to the two bodies lying inside the flames,
gently rolling them over with his beak when the moment was appropriate. He then
raised his head, flapping his wings excitedly once more again.
“Cock-a-doodle-dew!
Cock-a-doodle-dew! The good Lord
provides! The good Lord provides! Fried Tom cat and possum are not bad with the
collard greens and black eyed peas! The boys found that out as well!
Cock-a-doodle-dew! The good Lord surely
provides!”
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